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Commies Can’t Compete

Album 4: Tomorrow's Guaranteed

-Spoken Intro-

Ladies and gentlemen —

Small enough for your pocket,

Strong enough for your nation!

-Verse 1-

Small as a soda bottle,

Bright as a rising sun,

Powering every city block—

And we’ve only just begun!

From your kitchen to your motorcar,

From factory to farm,

Clean and quiet energy

Keeping every family warm.

-Chorus-

Microfusion marvel!

Light the world with ease!

Atomic hearts in every home,

Progress guaranteed!

Microfusion marvel!

Shining night and day!

The future fits inside your hand—

And it’s here to stay!

-Verse 2-

No more smoke on the skyline,

No more coal to haul,

Just a tidy little miracle

Running through it all.

Safer than a candle flame,

Stronger than a dam—

A tiny bit of starlight

For every woman, child, and man.

-Chorus-

Microfusion marvel!

Steady, clean, and bright!

Harnessing tomorrow’s glow

With scientific might!

Microfusion marvel!

Watch the nation rise!

Power in a silver shell—

Right before your eyes!

-Spoken Bridge-

Some folks said it couldn’t be done.

But that’s the thing about America…

We do the impossible

Before breakfast.

-Verse 3-

Pocket-sized and peaceful,

Yet mighty as can be,

Fueling dreams from sea to shining sea.

No need to fear the future,

No need to hesitate—

When innovation leads the way,

Tomorrow is guaranteed!

-Final Chorus-

Microfusion marvel!

Let the bright lights gleam!

Every home a beacon now,

Every street a dream!

Microfusion marvel!

Hear the engines sing!

With the atom in our corner—

We can do anything!